naked\ brothers\ band

1. (Naked Brothers Band) (1576↑, 206↓)

A band of boys that think that they are all that. they also believe that they are true rockstars, when in reality they are a bunch of butt-fucking faggots (Hence the name " NAKED Brothers Band" )that everyone hates. Also, Since none of the them have hit pueberty, it sounds like the chick is the lead singer.

(random guy named apple)- "Dude, I was flippin' channels and I say this thing called ' The Naked fags' or something." (random faggot 8 year old) "You mean 'Naked Brothers Band'"\! Random guy named apple) "Dude, you really are a faggot."

Author: Why would you read this http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2128420

2. (Naked Brothers Band) (1020↑, 98↓)

A sign of the apocalypse. It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz\! The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina. When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs. The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot. I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.

I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers. I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."

Author: urmomlol http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2347601

3. (Naked Brothers Band) (651↑, 82↓)

A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.

The members of the Naked Brothers Band have literally been caught naked together in their Hotel bed. Listener: That's no suprise, I always knew they were homos.

Author: Wasabimoto http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2329243

4. (naked brothers band) (468↑, 64↓)

one of the worst things to happen to music. a bunch of 11 year old fags that think they can sing, but nails on a chalkboard souns better. the only reason they got a record deal is because their parents have a big wallet. and to make things worse, they have their own show on nickalodean

The Naked Brothers Band are one of the worst bands ever

Author: SexyLexie http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2408500

5. (Naked Brothers Band) (319↑, 42↓)

A band of little kids whose balls haven't dropped yet and sound like a bunch of girls when they sing. The band includes two brothers, Nat and Alex Wolff, and they sing about their 'love lives' or lack there of. they're just a bunch of pussies.

The Naked Brothers Band suck.

Author: ItzCaileyX3Betch http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/3115882

6. (naked brothers band) (249↑, 28↓)

A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs\!' excessively. The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen. The lead singer will become the future [K-fed]. It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.

The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.

Author: ToastedSquid http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2985290

7. (Naked Brothers Band) (210↑, 20↓)

A crappy little band consisting of 9-13 year old boys who sing about love when they're obviously too young to have experienced it. The 8-year-old drummer is incredibly horny and the rest of the group are obnoxious little twerps who think they're all that. Bitch plz. If it weren't for your producer mommies, you would still be getting wedgies at school. Their name is incredibly perverted for a band of children and is doing nothing but calling attention to creepers like Michael Jackson. They also have a show on Nickelodeon, and it's arguably worse than their music. The only reason you should watch it is because of the sexy 16-year-old Asian chick. However, that is also a reason not to watch, because you'll feel suicidal when she starts making out with the 12-year-old lead singer whose balls haven't dropped yet. You know the world is going down the crapper when a song by a bunch of elementary school kids about cars makes it onto the Billboard Hot 100.

The Naked Brothers Band can come back to the music scene when they've hit puberty, had singing lessons, and learned to write good music, kthx.

Author: yomombiotch http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/3339072

8. (naked brothers band) (179↑, 25↓)

1. A bunch of butt fucking faggots who think they can sing but they sound like a bunch of 5 year old with their voices cracking because their balls haven't dropped. This is the worst thing that happened to a TV show directed to children since Hanna Montana's slutty ass. Their songs are so horrible, you would rather cut off your balls and eat them. 2. A group of 12 year olds that got caught "Naked" in bed together. 3. A little kid version of the JOnas Brothers. 4. A bunch of Faggots

i was flipping through the channels and i saw the Fucking homo brothers( a.k.a. Naked Brothers band), i immediately dropped on the floor, mouth foaming up and having a massive seizure.

Author: The Naked Brothers Band is GAY http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/3806468

9. (Naked Brothers Band) (154↑, 33↓)

Fucking gay fuckers who fuck each other every nght, and that skanky whore ros-fucking-lina is left out cuz their all homo fucking fruity douchecakeeating queefburger sucking peices of shit whose testicles havent dropped yet. Rosalina once got gang fucked by a gang of 40 bikers and three chewbakas. naked fuckers band

dumass naked brothers band are all trannies, except rosalina who got but fucked so many times that he grew a vagina

Author: i would have been your daddy, http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/3945277

10. (Naked Brothers Band) (128↑, 15↓)

A group from Britan who play freaking awesome Music\! Oh wait, that's the Beatles, Here NBB Horrible Children with no talent. The sounds they make are similar to Dialga's Cry and a cat that has had each tooth ripped painfull from it's jaw

Stupid Girl: OMG\! I went to the naked brothers band concert\!\! AHHH\!\!\!\!\! Girl: What, were you dragged their by Hitler?

Author: ComputerPerson1 http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/4185169

11. (Naked Brothers Band) (99↑, 5↓)

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.

The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.

Author: Mr. Zimpy http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/4386273

12. (Naked Brothers Band) (120↑, 28↓)

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

Author: Persephone\naked\ brothers\ band http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/3832614

13. (naked brothers band) (94↑, 19↓)

the biggest disappointment for people like Micheal Jackson

my pedophile dad found the naked brothers band a very misleading name.

Author: a random jackass http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/4016995

14. (Naked Brothers Band) (53↑, 9↓)

A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.

Crazy Car sounds like a 4 year old wrote it. -my thoughts on the naked brothers band

Author: An evil waffle http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/4848158

15. (Naked brothers band) (46↑, 5↓)

A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band\!\!

boy: Can i read this (holds up playboy magazine) Parents: NO go watch TV the naked brothers band is on boy: oh Boy\! *10 years later* boy: Mom i'd like you to meet my boyfriend mom:WTF

Author: XXXhatemylifeXXX http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/5187063

16. (naked brothers band) (40↑, 0↓)

the demon spawn of [nickolodean](which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord [voldemort] so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn [narwhales]. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of [spartan 117], sgt. johnson, and [Bob saget] who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.

I am glad the naked brothers band was cancelled.

Author: jorjor218 http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/5903214

17. (Naked Brothers Band) (63↑, 525↓)

a group of young boys and a girl who are trying their hardest to express themselves in music. It doesn't matter whether jerks like the people above like them or not because they're still going to continue making music. They are actually not that bad because they make their own songs, which many people like (whether you do or not---or else they wouldn't have their own show continuing on a second season)and have been doing so since they were 4 years old. If you don't like them, leave them alone and don't waste your time making a rude commentary about them when you could be doing something else that's actually useful. don't be jealous just because you can't hit it big and play an instrument or have a voice that actually sounds good. btw: they're kids, they'll grow and get into puberty later. They're enjoying being kids, something older jerks obviously regret not doing and wish they did. the naked brothers band: a group of kids making great music and still learning how to make it better. :]

have you heard about the group of kids who sing "If that's not love?" yeah, you mean the naked brothers band?

Author: sandy23 http://naked-brothers-band.urbanup.com/2633273

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Last updated: 2012.03.01